My son was in an Irish pub, and he said that three young women were sitting on stools at the bar, complaining about their boyfriends. The bartender finally went over to them and said that what men want are from their women are the 3 Fs:
Feed them. Fuck them. And never Fight with them.
My son thought that was funny, but I wasn’t laughing. Basically, the bartender thinks that men Stepford wives.
If women have a similar version of what we want in from men, I would go with 3 Ls:
Love us. Like us. Laugh with us.
Not sure about Laugh, but I do love to laugh, and laughter is supposed to be the best medicine.
Can you think of anything better?